Jesus will txt you

If you're a late night TV freaks like me, you might catch these late night bloody sms ads...

Text flirt to 199 Slut
Text kiss to 199 Sloppy Pash
Text boobs to 199 Silicon Valley
Text geek to 199 I Can't Get A Root

And now there's gambling sms ads
Text a) Tom Cruise or b) Mel Gibson to 199 Gamblers Anonymous
For your chance to win $2000 (It was obviously Tom Cruise Make it piss easy, so we can get as many people as possible, to text in)

And now you can text for bible messages. You receive a new bible message everyday and the slogan was like carry around gods word or maybe something like this:

For a Chance to win Eternal Salvation, sms the answer to the following question:
"Jesus Is..."
A) My Lord And Saviour.
B) Mad Max.

(All SMS messagfes cost $2.00 to send an receive. We will keep on sending you messages and charging you $2 a pop until you sms "Oh God Please Stop")