Where is Wally?

Cover of Rolling Stone's 1,000th issue

Holy crap, there's some actual musicians on the cover of Rolling Stone; Ashton Kutcher must have been on vacation this week. I haven't actually seen a copy either, but it's just fun to point out how irrelevant Rolling Stone has become. I couldn't find any actual content in the magazine; after 70 pages of ads for jeans and perfume, I gave up looking for the Table of Contents.
Edit: I notice that Elvis looks disturbed that Madonna's trying to shit on his shoes, a behavior which, if they happen to be of the blue suede variety, he has clearly discouraged.
And I think I may have found Micheal Jackson… when he was black. Anyone found that?