A lesson for us all
Tonight’s
All About Mormons starts with a Mormon kid named
For most of the verses, every alternate line is "dum dum dum dum dummm" until the verse about Martin Harris’ wife Lucy, the only person to question Smith’s incredible prophecies, Lucy is referred to as "smart smart smart smart smart," revealing that the previous verses actually contained the line, "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb," referring to Smith, Martin Harris, and other followers..
After Stan hears the entire story, he launches into an incredulous rant at the Mormons about their ridiculous belief. This doesn't much upset anyone in the Mormon family, other than Gary, who confronts Stan the next day with a thought-provoking speech
“Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.”
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